$14.95 / Perfectbound
ISBN: 9781608441358
260 pages
Also available at fine
bookstores everywhere
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About the Book
The Hard-Style Adventures of Rake Smith: A Masterpiece and a Trilogy (Minus
One) is an autobiographic chronicle of the dastardly
deeds of the slickest, smoothest outlaw in the U.S. (and definitely
Canada), past or present. Rake Smith is smarter than anybody
you know, wittier than everyone else, and way badder than
all the bad dudes you ever heard of. So, read fast, hang on,
and take notes. Then, if you’re half-smart, you’ll study those
notes and use ‘em to try to be as cool as Rake Smith.
You want a little more detail? OK, fine: this is the most
original book written in the last ten years. Who says so?
Rake Smith and everyone else that’s read it so far.
Rake Smith is one of a kind. Women love him, men envy and
fear him, and the cops hate him. He is the worst kind of good
and the best kind of bad. It won’t take you two chapters to
see how true this is.
The Hard-Style Adventures of Rake Smith: A Masterpiece and
a Trilogy (Minus One) is so full of action, you won’t put
it down until you’re done. Rake Smith is fearless, funny as
hell, roguishly debonair, a bona fide ass-kicker, a ladies’
man, an old-school biker, a gun blaster, a master of revenge,
a professional smoker, and the smartest criminal of all time.
And, for you highfalutin literary types, this is the best
book of its kind (first-person narrative) since Catcher in
the Rye – with even more angst, more profanity, more hot chicks,
and more existential genius. Trust me – I ain’t lyin’.
Yes, it’s true – this autobiographical recounting of the
brilliant strategies of a devious mind is like no other. But,
this book is more than just a chronicle of hard-style adventures
– it’s a fool-proof manual on how to be cool.
You wanna know how to run a strip club? It’s in the book.
You wanna know how to be tough – really tough? It’s in the
book.
You wanna know which motorcycle is the coolest, which cars
are the sweetest, which cigarettes to smoke? It’s all in the
book.
You wanna know how to escape the cops? It’s in the book.
You wanna know how to date two super hot twins? Read the book.
You wanna lesson on keepin’ it real? Rake Smith wrote the
book.
You wanna know the true definition of “hard-style”? Rake Smith
makes it clear.
You wanna know how to be good at bein’ bad? This book is your
blue print.
You wanna become a better outlaw? Get the book.
You like shoot-outs, explosions, cars, motorcycles, girls
with hot bodies, foolin’ the fuzz, more girls, more guns,
and more mayhem? Well, Rake Smith runs the general store that
makes all these necessities available to the public.
This book is easily worth $69.00, but Rake Smith doesn’t
need the money, so he’s made it affordable so that everyone
can get a copy. Givin’ back to the community – hard-style
– that’s just Rake Smith.
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